@egh4781 made me a kitttty :3
richwhitelesbian:
*hears my son saying a swear* what the frick, man. do you kiss your anime body pillows with that mouth
James Maslow arrives for Maxim’s Hot 100 Celebration - May 15, 2013
(Source: ohsobigtimerush)
unjolras:
my body isnt a temple my body is a castle with a moat and crocodiles and a dragon who will set you on fire if you touch me
(Source: pansypunx)
(I work in a Coffee Shop. I was on break in the lobby when a couple walks in. Directly behind them is a cute little boy in Batman costume.)
Me: “Oh my God! It’s BATMAN!”
(The boy stops, strikes a pose and starts looking around menacingly. After a few seconds, he approaches the counter.)
Mother: “Jeff, would you like a chocolate milk?”
Boy: “I am not Jeff. I am The Batman.”
Mother: “The Batman, would you like a chocolate milk?”
Boy: “Yes. Yes, The Batman would.”
(The couple pays while the boy sits down with his chocolate milk. He keeps a stern look on his face as he sips the drink.)
Boy: *sips* “Gotham is safe.”
your gay is showing → kendall schmidt & logan henderson
grodus:
true friendship is being comfortable enough to openly discuss pornography with each other
(Source: drgero)
